Piping Plovers Taste Like Chicken™ Tee (Online Exclusive)

I'm gonna get some hate for this.

I know piping plovers are adorable. Yes, they're protected. Yes, they belong here.

But if you've spent any time at Sandy Neck, you already understand the joke.

Every summer, these tiny birds become the most powerful creatures on Cape Cod. Beach access changes, ORV trails are shortened, and locals suddenly find themselves discussing nesting habits more than the weather.

So naturally, I put it on a t-shirt.

Printed on a ridiculously comfortable garment-dyed tee with our Sandy Neck Provisions lighthouse logo on the front and the design that will either make people laugh or immediately start a debate on the back.

I love the birds.

I love the beach.

I just couldn't resist.

• Garment-dyed for that perfectly broken-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Sandy Neck Provisions lighthouse logo on front
• "Piping Plovers Taste Like Chicken" design on back
• Designed for people who know exactly why this shirt is funny

If you know, you know.

This tee is an online exclusive and is custom made to order.